Discover The Secrets To Partying Like A Rockstar, Looking Like A Movie Star, Playing Like An All-Star, and F*cking Like A Pornstar—ALL FROM HOME!!

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I AM REVEALING ALL MY SECRETS TO BEING A WINNER IN THE NEW ECONOMY!

Subscribe to my FREE Newsletter, "The Masterpiece Manifesto," and get instant access to my runaway bestseller, The Millionaire's Claybook.

THIS IS SERIOUS: Subscribe to the FREE "Masterpiece Manifesto" newsletter and receive a zero-cost, risk-free copy of The Millionaire's Claybook.

The Millionaire's Claybook is a work of satire. Reading this book alone will not help you pay off your debt, overcome terminal cancer, or shack up with superstar celebrities. To achieve those results, you have to actually put in the work, spending decades (in some cases centuries) studying the discipline of Necromancy under the Supreme Order of Temple Guardians. Use common sense.

My FREE Weekly Newsletter will teach you how to...

BONUS: For those who SUBSCRIBE NOW, I'll even throw in my exclusive blueprint shortcut giving everything you need to grow gills and live a luxurious life with underwater sea people in the Lost City of Atlantis (upon release)!

Pay off all your debt, no matter the amount.

Fire your boss, escape the rat race, and ditch the corporate hamster ladder forever.

Shack up with superstar celebrities way out of your league.

Overcome terminal, stages 1-4 of cancer (unless you are a child).

Resurrect the dead—now including certain species of pets.