From 

Clay "Claymation" Clump

To

You (YOU Reading This)

Message

Shut the fuck up and listen,

If you're tiptoeing through life, scared to ruffle some feathers or afraid of asking the real questions about love, cash, or wrangling those little monsters we call kids, then it’s time for a wake-up call. 

I'm here, not to spoon-feed you some sugar-coated crap, but to give it to you straight — the kind of advice that might just change your Thursdays, and hell, your entire life.

Why You Need My Emails in Your Inbox

Every Thursday night, 9:00 p.m. (New York), I'll be sliding into your inbox with wisdom so sharp, it'll cut through the bullshit of your week. 

But I'm not just another advice column guru jerking off to your pathetic lives.

I’m the guy who’s been through the wringer and came out the other side with gems of wisdom, a few scars (including a self-inflicted bullet wound to the head), and stories that'll make your jaw drop past your crotch.

Here's How It Works

• Sign Up: Drop your email below. It's your golden ticket to the roller coaster ride you didn't know you needed.
• Spill the Beans: Got a question? Something that's eating you up inside? Shoot it my way.
• Tune In: Brace yourself every Thursday night. 

You'll either find the answer you've been seeking or end up with a new perspective that'll knock your cock clean off.

DISCLAIMER: I'm NOT Here to Coddle You. 

I’m here to offer the raw, uncut truth — the kind that can actually make a damn difference.

Consider me your weekly wake-up call. 

No more excuses. 

No more bullshit. 

It's time to start living like you mean it.

Dear Clay...